SAGITTIS QUAM FRIN GILLA SIT

They never said winning was easy. Some people can’t handle success, I can. I’m up to something. Cloth talk. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. You smart, you loyal, you a genius. Learning is cool, but knowing is better, and I know the key to success. They don’t want us to eat. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. Learning is cool, but knowing is better, and I know the key to success.

They key is to have every key, the key to open every door. They will try to close the door on you, just open it. The key is to enjoy life, because they don’t want you to enjoy life. I promise you, they don’t want you to jetski, they don’t want you to smile. Give thanks to the most high. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. The key is to enjoy life, because they don’t want you to enjoy life. I promise you, they don’t want you to jetski, they don’t want you to smile.

Surround yourself with angels. You see the hedges, how I got it shaped up? It’s important to shape up your hedges, it’s like getting a haircut, stay fresh. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want to see you fail. The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing.

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  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:15 Aisha Muharrar

    Writing satirical news is like being a canary in a coal mine, but the canary is drunk and singing show tunes about the collapse of civil society. – Jack Handey @ bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:13 Aisha Muharrar

    Satirical news: the medium where sanity is preserved through sanctioned democratic insanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:12 Aisha Muharrar

    The 24-hour news cycle is a hamster wheel powered by our collective panic. And the hamsters are on meth. -- Megan Amram @ bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:09 Aisha Muharrar

    Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Satire.info

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:09 Aisha Muharrar

    A satirist is a failed serious person who found a funnier way to be right. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:04 Aisha Muharrar

    Satirical news: where the medium massages democracy's cramped thinking muscles. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 01:20 Aisha Muharrar

    My personality is 50 caffeine, 40 sarcasm, and 10 hope that the planet doesn't explode before I finish this sentence. -- Jasmine Carter @ bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 01:16 Aisha Muharrar

    My love language is correcting people's grammar while they're trying to be vulnerable with me. -- Beth Newell @ bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 01:08 Aisha Muharrar

    It's the laughter that is the last bastion of free thought in a controlled society. -- Toni @ Satire.info

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 00:59 Aisha Muharrar

    A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that everything is absurd if viewed correctly. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com

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